Let’s not kid around. Since the 50’s the Olympics have become more and more of a clown show to the point that today it’s completely lost the plot. All the original spirit and ideals that founded the Olympics have been abandoned in favor of pushing political ideology.

When the Olympics were founded, it wasn’t just for entertainment, it also served as a more peaceful way for the city states of Greece to settle issues that weren’t worth going to war over. City-A is grieved at City-B accusing City-C is trading more with them, while City-B tells City-A to shut their mouths because they have better soil and can make more per-acre壯陽藥 and don’t need the business. So A & B settle it by determining whoever wins the Olympic games gets to trade with City-C and the other kick rocks. Both sides know it’s just not a fight worth sending their sons off to die over.

There were actual controversies and protests associated with the Olympics almost since its beginning. The first and most natural to occur controversy was bribery. One City rep paid the opposing team’s champion to take a dive, so on the next Olympics the other city refused in protest to compete against cheaters. Controversies and protests like these serve a good purpose by maintaining the need for honor and good sportsmanship.

While controversy is an old friend of the Olympics, Today’s controversies and protests are ludicrous and skewed. Instead of the concern for honor and sportsmanship, the Olympics has now become a platform to push disgusting and destructive ideologies that have nothing to do with honor, sportsmanship, decency or even logic. Now we have athletes protesting western countries over “muh racism” claims, while simultaneously applauding actual genocidal countries. Men pretending to be women competing against women and winning, County 1 beating country 2 in events with athletes literally from country 2. Ridiculous outfits of balaclavas and press-on claws. And of course degenerate displays that have zero to do with anything and only exist to insult entire societies.

The Olympics have strayed so far from the path that the vast majority of people in the participating nations don’t even care about it. They actively refuse to care about it in protest of the assault on their people, their women, their honor and their eyes. The Olympics needs a restoration, a return to its origins. Starting with the restoration of its original rules of eligibility. First off, only men could compete in the Olympics. Second, the men had to be a free-born ethnic native of the city state they represented. And third, they were required to compete nude.

Hear me out.

1. An ethnic native born of the state you represent: A competitor is supposed to be a representative of their nation, not some rando a government just declares as a child of that nation just so they can send a gun-for-hire to the games to win for them. At that point what does being a citizen or a native even mean? It’s akin to cheating and degrades the nation. Nations should focus instead on improving their own people to create champions instead of outsourcing them. No more USA beating China at ping-pong with athletes they imported from China.
2. Men only: Women had their own competition called the Heraean Games. The actual inclusion of women in the Olympics in 1900 was literally the same as the inclusion of girls in the Boy Scouts. They had their own competition but feminists just had to shove themselves into everything men have.
3. Nude competitors: I know this one is a hard sell. And I’ll be accused or hypocrisy by those applauding the tranny ball sack hanging out next to a child in the 2024 Olympics opening ceremony. But that’s a false comparison. The 2024 incident was to push the normalization of sexualizing children and degeneracy. And no, the rule was not created because of the myth that homosexuality was acceptable in ancient Greece. This rule was in place because first and foremost, it was for equality. And I’m not talking about the “equality” we hear today, it was so that every competitor wasn’t fettered by clothing weighing them down, getting in the way or being used to gain favor from the crowd or officials. (Just look at professional wrestling where this is staple). The biggest gain from reinstating this rule, NO MORE CONTROVERSY OVER GENDER! And with rule 2 in place, this eliminates any rifts that would inevitably arise between male and female athletes.

Sure it would never be a popular solution, and in clown world it’s one that couldn’t even be. Maybe a compromise use of speedos to allow for some decorum. But two things are guaranteed to happen. The vast majority of controversies would end…. and the highest viewership of the Olympics in human history would be recorded.